https://www.youtube.com/@plutopiaworld Comical and absurd animated aliens adventuring through the world of Plutopia. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CXe_dO8oDSs What do teachers eat when they are hungry? academia nuts Today at the bank an older lady asked me to check her balance So I pushed her over What do you call a twitching cow? Beef jerky what has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot What do you call an old snowman? A glass of water Which one is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. What did the buffalo say when he left his kid? Bison Have you heard one of those new chocolate record players? Sounds pretty sweet Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Cos then it'd be a foot What did the alien say to the flower bed? Take me to your weeder "You told me you were interesting, but you're literally always in bed!" "I'm into resting!" Where did the fish go on vacation? Finland I went to my neighbor to get a ladder. He said, that's my steplader. Then he said, I never knew my real ladder. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken. Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well. What do you call a man who's had too much to drink? An Uber What do you call a pig that practises karate? A pork chop What did they call the Terminator once he retired? The exterminator What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi What do aliens like to eat? Unidentified frying objects Three of the hardest things for people to say- I was wrong, I need help, and worcestershire sauce. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and out of the bathroom. But what are you when you're in the bathroom? European. Steal a man's wallet, he'll be poor for a week. Teach him how play guitar, and he'll poor for a lifetime. Why was a pig covered in ink? Because it lives in a pen. I can't believe someone came into my house last night, and stole all my fruit. I'm peachless. People say they pick their nose. I feel like I was just born with mine. So, a man assaulted me with milk. How dairy! What do you call a duck that's on drugs? A quack head What would bears be without bees A Ears (you're stupid) Why is 'dark' spelled with a K and not a C? A Because you can't see in the dark. What did one hat say to the other? A: You stay back. Imma go on ahead.